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Added: Milo Amaya - Date: 08.09.2021 23:10 - Views: 11875 - Clicks: 1045

Cyberpunk bragged about their state of the art genitals customization. With its rigid choices, this game leaves a lot to be desired, and frankly other games simply have done this part better. Here is a non-exhaustive list of games with better genital customization than Cyberpunk None of these games are recommended for children. I absolutely cannot stress that enough. For what Mount Your Friends lacks in size, it makes up for it in creativity.

The original hit arcade game, Mount Your Friendsgave players the option to customize their bodies with an array of body paint, expressions, clothing, and genital replacements. Conan Exiles did it first.

Conan Exiles might have set the standard for realistic gential customization in a video game, which is probably why I had high expectations for Cyberpunk Genital Jousting has variety. Cut or un-cut, with any color you could want. Genital Jousting phallic character models emote with great expression, and have additional anatomical features that you should never expect to have. This is peak penis customization, and no other game comes closer. Behold, the granddaddy of genital customization: Saints Row: The Third. Unlike some of the games mentioned above, Saints Row: The Third is far from being overtly graphic, but we just have to honor its legacy in gaming history.

This game laid the groundwork for AAA games to make your bulge as small or large as any player could want. While this article focused on male genitals and the lack of customization, female-identifying players have it even worse in that department.

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Long story short, CD Projekt Red needs to be better. The players demand more, and it better not be packaged under some DLC. Show More. Aja Jones Writer from Toronto, Canada. Can taste the difference between Coke and Pepsi. Learned how to play drums through Rock Band. Named after a Steely Dan album. Check Also.

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